The Kingdom of Womble 3517 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.973 billion Womble 3517ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Womble 3517ian economy, worth 306 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 34,146 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 220,077 per year while the poor average 2,140, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3517's national animal is the elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 3517 is ranked 230,495^th in the world and 4,751^st in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.